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I feel like a proper British explorer, offering you a spot of tea.

This is very Avatar. 

I wonder if California could be the New Zealand of America. All it needs is a fiord. 

Elisse: that sheep was so spongy!

Scott: Yeah, he felt like a wool!

[while hiking] At first I wondered if it was a sheep. Then I thought ‘yea, that’s totally a sheep.’ But then I was like ‘shit, it’s actually a rock’! But then once we got closer I realized it was a sheep.

I think Dr. Seuss would have liked kiwi birds. 

[singing] We’re not gonna make it. No, we’re not gonna make it. Wyatt’s not gonna make it, to the paaaaass.

What flavor is hokey pokey?! [Update: Google knows]

Come on, drummer. The real rhythm is playing cowbells behind his head. 

This feels adult.